Ned Stark Pyramid of Greatness

Ned Stark Pyramid of GreatnessIf Ned Stark, like Ron Swanson, had a Pyramid of Greatness – I think it would go something like this:

Winter is Coming – Believe it!
Lannisters – Avoid them.
Greyjoys – Best to have a hostage.
Baratheons – If only they would listen!
Daughters – War was easier.
Death Penalty – Only if you swing the sword.
Assassinations – No, especially young pregnant girls.
Jousting & Tournaments – I prefer to fight in real wars.
Direwolves – One for each child, and they must feed and care for them.

What else would be on Ned’s Pyramid of Greatness?

 

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